Life as I know it


-Ashley
-22
-weird
-married

-expecting our first gremlin sept '14
-doing things my way
-this is my get away



Ask me anything

Biggest pet peeve so far now.

People who are waiting for this baby to come and continue to ask or say something about when is he coming.

Like your not the one who has been lugging this god damn thing around.
You think your impatient, think again sweetheart.

Please stop texting or calling me to see if the baby is here I will contact you when it happens. Ugh

Tagged: pet peeve40wk 1dbabygo fuck yourself

the-purpose-of-peace:

yellowcrayolacrayon:

I would like to do flower beard pictures someday.

two of my favourite things. men with beards and flowers. 

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  • east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
  • west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
  • Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
  • floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-

thrillingtales:

#studentloans

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rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

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best-of-memes:

90’s nostalgia 

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sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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karinastas:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

 

This will reach a million posts before I stop reblogging EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

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memoirofamermaid:

sarazeee

memoirofamermaid:

sarazeee

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sketchfanda:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

blackbanshee:

evolutionofafitgeek:

vejiga:

Cosplay Done Right

That boulder though

freaking out over the terminator 

LOOK at that Jessie and James :D

all the little touches

I now want to go to a convention dressed as a boulder and just follow an Indiana Jones cosplayer around :D

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